Party Talk!

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Now and then we like to throw a question at our writers and share their answers with you, our readers! We call it Party Talk, so sit back, pour yourself a glass of something refreshing and enjoy the fun! This week’s question is:

What is your favorite riddle (or joke)?

Diana Pharaoh Francis: Of the safe for public consumption? Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. The one that I love that’s a lot dirtier is about Brewster Rooster.

Gail Martin: I love puns, the worse the better.

Well, Gail, in that case…
Edmund Schubert: Why don’t kleptomaniacs like puns?
Because they take everything, literally.

Misty Massey: Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”
The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”
The officer decides to search the car, and he finds a box in the trunk. “What’s in the box?” he asks Schrödinger. “A cat,” Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the box and says, “Did you know your cat is dead?”
Schrödinger angrily replies, “I do now.”

Tamsin Silver: I’m not big on jokes and riddles…but one stuck out to me. It’s from the movie, Young Sherlock Holmes:
“You’re sitting in a room with an all-southern view. Suddenly, a bear walks by the window. What colour is the bear?” Here’s the LINK

John Hartness: Donald Trump

Melissa Gilbert: Did you hear the story about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started yelling, “Couldn’t! Don’t! Can’t! Shouldn’t!”?
She was having contractions.

R S Belcher: I can tell you my two favorite punchlines. “I would but he’s using my hand” and “They did, but for the grace of God and these two fingers, I put them back in.” Ha cha cha!

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2 comments to Party Talk!

  • Razziecat

    What has four wheels and flies?

    A garbage truck.

    Hey, I didn’t say it was a sophisticated joke ;D

  • admin

    My other favorite joke (this is Misty talking) is

    A Roman walks into a bar. “Barkeep,” he says, “Give me a martinus!”
    “Don’t you mean a martini?” the barkeep asks.
    “No,” says the Roman. “If I wanted a double I’d have asked for one.”

    Bwa ha ha ha!