Faith, David and I are appearing at ConCarolinas 2008 this May. As it happens, we’ve ended up with our very own
minion assistant. While talking to the minion assistant today, we were kidding about what she’d be asked to do. I’m not a rock star who needs all the green M&Ms removed from the bowl, but I could come up with some crazy demands.
For example, I think I should have:
The 32 piece Vosges Gourmet Truffle Collection
The big red sheepskin from the Sheepskin Shoppe at the Carolina Renaissance Faire
Whole wheat pita bread, a jar of pitted, oil-cured black olives and a bottle of Rosemount Shiraz Cabernet
James Marsters on hand to feed me the aforementioned bread and olives (I can’t do it myself, of course – my fingers would get all oily!)
With the intention of being entirely silly and unreasonable, what would you ask for?
And just so no one gets the wrong idea, our beloved minion is delighted to be referred to as such – I’m really not being mean!